Twas two days before Christmas and the Eagles dashed into town and Scrooged the Saints' playoff hopes right into the ground.
The Who-Dats' joy and jubilation were soon put to rest, as the Saints' players did it again at home - they did not play their best.
Santa flew over the Dome, and proclaimed to his reindeer:
"On Devery, more dropped passes,
On Jamaal holding penalites aglow,
poor blocks with only 2 feet and goal to go.
Out Deuce, out Bush, out Johnson, , out McKenzie, out Colston,
David and Craft burned left and beat right,
Bullocks missing another tackle,
Every receiver wide open...
Oh, what an ugly and repeating sight!
White-bread linebackers slow and can't get off any blocks
Second-hand D-linemen --- well, they just sucks."
I said, "Santa, that sure is brutal, where is your Christmas cheer?"
Slowly with no glee, he pulled out the Saints' fans 2007 present...
An all-too-familiar black & gold bumper sticker reading:
"Wait til next year!"
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